Hello, fine sir or madam or other(we don't discriminate). The government of the United States of America needs your help. It is the matter of the uptmost importance. The help we require is as follows: your name, your date of birth, and your email. Oh, and if you want to leave your banking info in the comment section, that would also be helpful. Again, this is your time to be a patriot. Don't deny your chance. Just think what would George Washington or Abraham Lincoln or Franklin Roosevelt do? I'll give you the answer, they'd give us their info! So, give us your info, and YOU help Uncle Sam!
Don't hesitate to fill it out fully. Please, we are counting on you!